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When Chuck Norris goes camping, he only need one supply: A can of Whoopass!
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When Chuck Norris buys Ikea furniture, it comes fully assembled!
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Homeless people give Chuck Norris money.
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The most secretive military base in The United States is located at Chuck Norris' house where Seal Team 6 came from.
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All Chuck Norris wants for Christmas is your two front teeth.
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Chuck Norris flosses with an electric fence.
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The truth hurts because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.
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Needles can't puncture Chuck Norris, so when Chuck Norris donates blood he uses his beard and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris is the bravest human in the galaxy; he listened to a complete Justin Bieber album
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The only time Chuck Norris feels pain is from kicking so much ass
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze while holding his breath
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