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Not even Google can find Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was the messenger, shoot yourself
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Anywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar with drum sticks.
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Chuck Norris can roll a 13 with a pair of dice.
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Chuck Norris wins five card draw with six aces.
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Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris blew down the Big Bad Wolf's house.
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Santa is Chuck Norris' brother.
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The sky is not the limit. Chuck Norris is.
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Corners get backed into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get in trouble, trouble gets in Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can high-five the statue of liberty
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