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I met Chuck Norris and he gave me a handshake...........I'm sure I'll get feeling back in my right hand some day
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As a child, when asked by a teacher, "What would you like to be when you grow up"? Chuck Norris answered, "Myself".
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The Miz has to ask Chuck Norris before calling himself AWESOME
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Chuck Norris eats nuclear bombs like watermelons.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris eats lunch at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have windows in his house... Chuck Norris already knows what's going on outside
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Even when Chuck Norris loses, he wins
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Lions find Chuck Norris majestic
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Chuck Norris brings the milkshakes to the yard.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Some people have bendy pencils. Chuck Norris just has a regular pencil that still bends.
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Chuck Norris' favorite drink is a Bloody Mary.....straight from the source.
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