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When you shoot at Chuck Norris, the bullet hits you.
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When you play the Chuck Norris Yu-Gi-Oh card, you win every game within a 100 mile radius. Even if it's not Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris
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Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris put the "chuck" in nunchucks.
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Chuck Norris made a drink and went to make some ice. We call this the iceage.
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Chuck Norris won't rock your world, he will roundhouse kick it to another universe.
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Chuck Norris has eyes on the back of his beard.
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A horoscope said that a Chuck Norris will die at 2 O'Clock. The clock died at 2 O'Chuck's roudhouse kicks!
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris has Xbox Live on his PS3
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When Chuck Norris gets angry steam comes out his ears like a kettle, then his saliva boils. He then spits into a tub, and has a nice bath.
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