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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.
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The Soup Nazi lets Chuck Norris have as much soup as he wants
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A super sentry gun with 1,000,000 rounds per minute Is just a Chuck Norris pistol.
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When Chuck Norris screws in a lightbulb, he spins the room around the bulb to screw it in.
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Chuck Norris can walk the Penrose Stairs
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Noris once ran around the world in 10 minutes he spent 9 of those minutes stretching
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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the answer to the meaning of life is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can literally kick your ass with his fist.
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Chuck Norris is an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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