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Chuck Norris means never having to say you're sorry

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A day without Chuck Norris is like a day without sunshine

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Chuck Norris struck out Alex Rodriguez on two pitches. With his hands behind his back.

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Chuck Norris wears a hat because if the crystaline structure of his beard ever hit light, it would magnify it, creating a fire. Just ask the dinosaurs

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to bath, dirt won't dare go near him

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Gandalf said, "You shall not pass." Chuck Norris said, "Try me."

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They once hired Chuck Norris to play Frodo in Lord Of The Rings, he was cut from the movie due to the fact he cruched the ring in his hand.

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Hitler didn't commit suicide, Chuck Norris round housed kicked him in the face. That's why they never found his body.

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If life was a video game then Chuck Norris beat the game eight consecutive times before he lost intrest.

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The reason Forrest Gump ran so well was because Chuck Norris breathed on him.

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When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he destroys an orphanage

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Back in the 1600's, Chuck Norris's drunk hobby was writing, his pen name was "William Shakespeare"

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What happened when the unstoppable force met the immovable object? Chuck Norris was created

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