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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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There was once a word that rhymed with "orange". It offended Chuck Norris and was roundhouse kicked into oblivion.

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A guy once challenge Chuck Norris to a staring contest. Out of mercy, Chuck Norris let him live blind with three fingers a nostril.

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On the Chuck Norris Monopoly Board there is only one spot: Free Parking... at your funeral.

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Chuck Norris makes Weebles fall down

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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.

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Chuck Norris can't play the game Sorry. He's physically incapable of being sorry.

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Chuck Norris uses P90x as a warm-up.

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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

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If you type “Chuck Norris” into the Google search bar and click the I’m Feeling Lucky button, your computer round house kicks you in the face holes.

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Chuck Norris once punched the ground to stop an earthquake. The resulting aftershock caused the BP oil spill

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Chuck Norris does not need to break an egg to make an omelette.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a mullet. His beard just has back-hair.

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