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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
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Chuck Norris polishes his boots with melted children
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If at first you don't succeed, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARN'T CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris only exists to do two things, kick ass and chew gum. And he's all outta gum.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris has a lucky number. It's Pi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think with portals, portals think with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him
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Chuck Norris doesent fly, gravity collapses around him
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.. not because he's afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Did you know that 2 Aleve have the same pain relief as 8 Tylenol? Chuck Norris does not know this. Chuck Norris feels no pain.
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