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Chuck Norris' freezepop of choice is Shards O' Glass
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Chuck-a-phobia: The Fear of your head exploding after over exposure to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, he goes basskicking!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ocean for getting his feet wet and caused hurricane Katrina!!
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born
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Chuck Norris once stared at Medusa. She promptly turned to stone.
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Chuck Norris has no Achillies heel. He has no heels. Period.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris once fornicated with a farm tractor. The primeordial ooze that seeped from the block created the being we know today as Optimus Prime.
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Giraffes did not exist........until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.
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Chuck Norris does not chew his food, his tongue round-house kicks it down his throat.
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Chuck Norris can punch the stench out of a skunk
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If you think other airlines kick your ass with fees wait until you fly Norris Airlines
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