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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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Ever Wonder Why There Ain't No Other Chuck Norris On This Planet! Cuz There Ain't No Other CHUCK NORRIS ON THIS PLANET!!!!!
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Chuck Norris knows for sure whether or not "this sentence is a lie".
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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A Meteor Did Not Kill The Dinosaurs, Chuck Norris Just Decided To Go Hunting.
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Chuck Norris tells Paul the octopus all the answers.
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There was once a dumb woman who actually managed to get Chuck to fall in love with her. She betrayed him. We now know this women as....Stephen Hawking
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satan hasn't invaded earth yet
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never loses at dodgeball because the ball wants to dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris completed Ocarina of Time... without the Ocarina
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Chuck Norris is the last person you'll ever see.
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