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Hell is Chuck Norris shaking his head in disapproval at you for eternity.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need a life.........life needs Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses. He just gets new eyeballs.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is also invisible; light simply won't reflect on him.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet to e-roundhouse kick everyone at once.
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Chuck Norris can cover a Beatle's song on Youtube and won't get comments saying he ruined the song.
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There is no Bermuda Triangle. It's just Chuck Norris living there, and roundhouse kicking anyone that goes there.
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Chuck Norris: even Naruto can't believe it
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows What " The Thing" Is from the Fantastic Four
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Virgin olive oil was invented the first time Chuck Norris broke a sweat.
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The year is 2012. All survivors live to confess that they own a Total Gym Exercise System. All others have been brutally massacred.
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