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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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The universe doesn't expand and contract, Chuck Norris is just breathing
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave his beard, his beard shaves him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to jumpstart a car, the car jumpstarts itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can hear whales crying from the empire state building.
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Mars isn't red, the dust is red because Chuck Norris killed all the Martians.
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The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris can powerslide a horse
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world"
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Who's your daddy? CHUCK NORRIS!
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It Doesn't Usually Take A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back.....Just One Arm Of Chuck Norris Will Do!
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Chuck Norris Is The First Man To Calculate The Speed Of Light By Going At The Speed Of Light!
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