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Chuck Norris actually has 3 middle initials... W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass Destruction)
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Chuck Doesn't Need To Switch On The Treadmill To Run On It.......When He Runs On It, The Treadmill Itself Starts Moving!
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Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
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Chuck Will Not Die........Just Transported To An Elderly Foster Home (A.K.A Heaven)
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You can't Chuck Norris, but Norris can Chuck you.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Once, Chuck Norris turned on a lightbulb with his beard. this was never explained
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When Google has a question.... It ChuckNorriss it.
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Chuck Norris rules majority.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout
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When a hypnotist tried to hypnotize Chuck Norris the hypnotist ended up getting hypnotized himself by staring into his beard.....
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