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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris has more lives than Pacman
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris has already found the cure for cancer, but he hasn't used it because he's to busy round-house kicking people in the face.
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If you meet Chuck Norris in real-life, and he talks to you, "Hello" will be the last word you'll ever hear.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is.... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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The reason this website is still standing, is because we are complementing Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
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In Soviet Russia... Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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There's White People, Black People And Chuck Norris.
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My friend once texted me he saw Chuck Norris, needless to say I never heard from that friend again.
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