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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris can solve a rubix cube in one single turn.
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Chuck Norris moved to Clevelend, which forced LeBron James to go with the Miami Heat
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Some people are born blind. Others have had an accident. Me, I saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a Modern Warfare hardcore team deathmatch online 7500 to 0. Without his TV on.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Since Chuck Norris couldn't spell the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds, nobody ever could.
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Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of checkers. In retaliation Chuck Norris created racism.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris swims in molten lava.
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The only thing worse than Chuck Norris is death, No, I got it backwards
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When Chuck Norris saw the true form of Zeus, Zeus turned into ashes
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Do not be offended if your fact is declined. Its for safety purposes.
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