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Chuck Norris does have skwat
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Battleship with only one move
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Whoever said that no one is perfect obviously never saw Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink pink lemonade. But if he did, it would turn yellow out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"
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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
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If Google can't find it, Chuck Norris really can
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
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We have a week dedicated to sharks...sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
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In the morning you shouldn't pray to God to ask him for a nice day. You should pray and thank him for not letting Chuck Norris kill you in your sleep.
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When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the bullets dodge him.
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Most people hope for presents from Santa every year. Santa hopes for presents from Chuck Norris.
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When writing CHUCK NORRIS's name. You must write with caps lock on. CHUCK NORRIS is so awesome.
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