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Facts with the tag "norris"

Once, during a game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ate $723 dollars, 2 train stations, a get-out-of-jail-free card, and the banker

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Chuck Norris is currently just a 'caterpillar' of his species. When he becomes the 'butterfly', he'll suck the moon dry and lay eggs on the sun

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Chuck Norris push-ups may push the Earth down, but the last time he did sit-ups, Mount Everest was created

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Chuck Norris is in everyone. Specifically, his foot is roundhouse kicked into everyone's face at any one time. The force of it is up to him

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The term "Chuck Norris" derives from prehistoric times. It is synomonous with 'Fear', 'Death' and 'Kicking of the Roundhouse Variety'

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Smoking doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

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Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.

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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill

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Chuck Norris can rhyme purple and orange

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Chuck Norris can win the game.

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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.

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There was only one atom in the large Hydron Collider not two. Oh and Chuck Norrris thinking it was a fly, so naturally the "fly" was buggered.

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Chuck Norris can swim through ice.

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