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Guys pee their name in snow. Norris can pee his name in magma.
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Chuck Norris does not have to enter passwords to access emails. They just open!
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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It's a proven fact that the atomic bomb is simply a smaller scale replica of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Posers have used Old Spice and gotten to the power close enough to Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them in the face.
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When you eat Chuck Norris' chicken, you don't poo it. It digests you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go down with the ship, the ship goes down with Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris was born there was no placenta, only a license... to kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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If Galileo lived today, he would realize the Earth rotates around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' mother was pregnant, she didn't crave pickles, she craved rusty nails.
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Chuck Norris can EAT water...
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