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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kan segla forutan vind!
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Objects at rest tend to stay at rest, unless they are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the true cause of Jonathan Brandis's suicide, he couldn't accept the fact Chuck Norris doesn't need a sidekick...
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When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Chuck Norris was watching
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Seagal
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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Chuck Norris got full prestige on Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 by simply slamming his face repeatedly into the controller
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Chuck Norris once crushed the head of a elephant using only a fingernail and a 'Happy Birthday' water balloon
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Chuck Norris killed his living room. It is now just "the room".
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he makes onions cry.
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