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The star-power in Super Mario makes Mario invinsible to all foes... Except Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stole Voldermort's nose!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of mine sweeper in one turn
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Chuck Norris is the reason George is Curious
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Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a machine
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Chuck Norris can parachute from the ground.
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Professional wrestling becomes real when Chuck Norris steps into the ring.
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Chuck Norris can bowl in lane 1 and get a strike in lane 30
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris is both the poison and the antidote.
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Chuck Norris doesn't laugh. He CHUCKles
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Chuck Norris can make lemonade out of apples
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a doctor.
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