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Chuck Norris made Charlie Sheen lose.
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Chuck Norris can run somebody over without a car.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris once worked undercover as a U.S. mail carrier. He delivered PAIN!
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If Chuck Norris put the first knuckle of his pinkie finger in his pocket, he would be arrested for concealing a deadly weapon
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Chuck Norris sweeps the floor using his eyelashes.
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Hollywood uses Chuck Norris to do all of the insane stunts because everyone know's only he can do them.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The only reason there is a blood shortage is because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it out of everyone
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Chuck Norris can jump off a building and land on that same building 20 years in the future.
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Chuck Norris can watch TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Chuck Norris can win the Daytona 500 in a sail boat.
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