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Chuck Norris is the 4th Level of Inception.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
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Breaking news... Chuck Norris just broke the news
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets
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When Chuck Norris looks at the sun, it begins cooling!
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, to him the word impossible just means mildly inconvenient
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"The wind cries Chuck Norris"
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If there's something strange....In your neighborhood...Who you gonna call? Chuck Norris!
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris eats batteries for extra energy.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror it gets 7 years bad luck.
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Chuck Norris can blow helium into a blimp.
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