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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris went rafting down Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris can throw a paper plane from his house into space.
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Chuck Norris can play tennis with his feet
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox with a Playstation controller
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Chuck Norris can play Techno music on a harmonica
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The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can grow hair through his clothing.
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MythBusters don't need to test anything. They just need to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can describe what air feels like.
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Chuck Norris can make a light dim by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the reason dogs bite their own tail.
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