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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can shoot fire, after having wasabi.
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Chuck Norris can leave it alone, and get it back again.
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Chuck Norris is in the Guinness Book of World Records for just being himself
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Chuck Norris can turn a mission into a holiday.
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Chuck Norris can unwind a window in a aircraft.
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Chuck Norris can hide inside a bubble.
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In high school Chuck Norris was most likely to be the most likely.
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They once made a "Worse Case Scenario" episode on confronting Chuck Norris. You know the rest.
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When Chuck Norris plays poker at a Casino, the Casino Folds.
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Chuck Norris can choke ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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