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Chuck Norris will break the strings on your air guitar.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris"
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Michael Jordan eats Wheaties. Chuck Norris eats the box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop and smell the roses, the roses stop and smell him.
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When Chuck Norris runs, he creates a tornado.
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Chuck Norris can go to a water park and go on every single ride and not get wet .
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Chuck Norris was here
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Chuck Norris kicked a hole through his shoe while wearing it.
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If Superman can have a bullet hit his eye, then Chuck Norris can have a nuclear bomb hit his.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - backwards.
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Chuck Norris once had to face reality...reality lost.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Aliens didn't help build the pyramid, Chuck Norris did.
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