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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors. The pilot was never seen again.
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Babies cry when Chuck Norris gives them candy.
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The only word that rhymes with "orange" is Chuck Norris.
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There is no limbo, only a world that doesn't know of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once completed Mortal Combat on the PS3 using a sky remote!
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Chuck Norris once competed against Ash in a pokemon battle, all he did was stare, and he won by a landslide...literally
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Chuck Norris' favorite color is blood.
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I drafted Chuck Norris to my fantasy team, he now has 10 Lombardi trophies.
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When Chuck Norris folds during a game of poker, he still wins the pot!!
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The safest way to look at Chuck Norris, is behind him.
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Chuck Norris colors with rocks.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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"Journey to the Center of the Earth" was actually created by Chuck Norris while digging a hole for a pool.
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