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When you give Chuck Norris a gift you say thank you to Chuck Norris
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A bungee must do the Norris jump
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Chuck Norris once bought a Ferrari. He sold it only after an hour, because the Ferrari is slower than his crawl
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Chuck Norris can make something out of nothing.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Merlin was Chuck Norris' assistant.
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Chuck Norris scares the needle out of hay stacks.
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The band, Five Finger Death Punch, was named after Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never eats fast food. The food stops to let him eat
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Chuck Norris would never run for president. Why run a country when he already rules the world
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Chuck Norris can bring peace to the Middle East
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Chuck Norris saw the movie "Sucker Punch" ........It sucked so bad he decided to show them what a real punch was all about. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection
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