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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts
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If a tree falls in the forest, Chuck Norris is practicing roundhouse kicks in the woods
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Chuck Norris is to be and not to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get headaches. He gives them.
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When Chuck Norris says something wrong, he is right.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar the bar exploded from that much awesome in one area.
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Chuck Norris trained Master Yoda.
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Chuck Norris walked into a mud pit and came out clean
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight, he's just got to open his eyes.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Chuck Norris can spit on his own neck
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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