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Chuck Norris' blood type is Kickass-Positive
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Can we do it? Chuck Norris can
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris always plays chess with a piece that looks like himself. He ALWAYS wins.
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Chuck Norris can wade through solid concrete and still beat the Olympic record
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Chuck Norris wanted an outdoor fighting arena for himself. He built Stonehenge by himself.
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Chuck Norris knows what you'll do next summer.
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When Chuck Norris disarms someone, he literally takes their arms.
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Chuck Norris' phone doesn't vibrate, it shakes with fear!
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When Chuck Norris throws you a bone, it kills you.
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The only people Chuck Norris hasn't killed, are the people he hasn't met.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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