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Chuck Norris is so fast, light runs out of breath trying to keep up.
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The international space station was Chuck Norris' tree house as a kid.
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Chuck Norris always wins rock paper scissors with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can watch Blu Rays on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris knows where Elvis is.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can hear shooting stars.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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"Death Note" Is Chuck Norris' TO-DO List.
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After seeing 'Bambi' Chuck Norris tracked down and killed the hunters who killed Bambi's mother.
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Spongebob is Chuck Norris' old lufa.
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