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Chuck Norris doesn't say good morning. The morning says good Chuck Norris to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breath, air just wants to be inside of him.
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When Chuck Norris eats, his food screams.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put a King in check mate on the chess board without moving one piece.
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Scientists in Sony are working on CNDTV; or Chuck Norris Definition Television, in order to more accurately display his beard.
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Chuck Norris speaks in surround sound.
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The sun will rise in the west and set in the east if Chuck Norris wants it to.
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Chuck Norris was completely visible to Hellen Keller.
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Chuck Norris can write a college term paper without vowels and receive an honorary doctorate degree for it.
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TV was invented merely to showcase Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kick faster than lightning.
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