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When Chuck Norris is late, time has to slow down.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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What used to be know as Woolly Mammoths are now called Elephants because when Chuck Norris looked at them, he scared all of the hair off of them.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Chuck Norris can fry an ant with a magnifying glass... at night.
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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes
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Chuck Norris can plank on a pinhead.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.
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Bruce Wayne survived at the end of the Dark Knight Rises because Chuck Norris did not give him permission to die.
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Chuck Norris respects the law, that's why his fists, elbows, feet, legs, knees and beard are all properly registered with the ATF.
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When the robbers realized they entered the house of Chuck Norris, they hid in the panic room... not that it did them any good.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die, he levels up.
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