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If survival of the fittest was true, Chuck Norris would be the last thing left on earth.
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Chuck Norris set fire to the rain
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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I am Chuck Norris, and I approve this roundhouse kick.
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I've failed my recent attempts to submit a new Chuck Norris fact. I should have said that I was Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell his name with M&M's.
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Chuck Norris can submit a fact on this site without a user name.
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If a meteor is ever close to hitting Earth, Chuck Norris will just roundhouse kick it back into space!
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Chuck Norris once played Uncharted.... on a Commodore 64
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Chuck Norris doesn’t sweat, water condenses on him because of how cool he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris created dubstep when he clapped.
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Chuck Norris didn't hit puberty, he beat the hell out of it.
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