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Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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It is impossible for Chuck Norris to have a heart attack because it's too afraid to arrest him.
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UFC banned Chuck Norris before it was ever created
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Chuck Norris was suppose to play ironman, but then there would be no need for the suit
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris didn't learn karate. Karate learned Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who cant go to the moon, and the only man the moon is afraid of.
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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not his full name, there's a silent 'fist'
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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