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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris is inevitable
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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was Chuck.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Mr T pitys the fool, Chuck Norris pitys Mr T
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Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box
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Chuck Norris can take it with him when he goes.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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The saying "you never know" is only true if you aren't Chuck Norris.
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If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality
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