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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris is always on time...yet somehow arrives fashionably late.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second place looks like.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris round house kicked him to the other side.
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Humans wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuckglasses.
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The reason brick walls don't talk back is Chuck Norris once told one to shut up, now none of them dare talk
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Chuck Norris once created an iPhone out of nothing but a pen, a gameboy color, 1 christmas light bulb, and his own fingernail.
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Like killing two Chuck Norrises with one-Oh wait, that isn't possible. Sorry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never sleeps, he awakes.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a criminal ten blocks away, giving birth to the saying "long arm of the law."
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The world we live in is the afterlife since 1940 (Chuck Norris was born).He roundhouse kicked all newborn babies and killed them since then.
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