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Chuck Norris out-negotiated William Shatner.
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During the running of the bulls, the bulls are actually running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you. In Soviet Russia, he still does. He's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee used to spa together. Bruce Lee is now dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think, he knows.
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This year, Santa hopes that Chuck Norris will bring him presants
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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When Clarke Kent goes into a phonebox Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phonebox... Chuck Norris comes out.
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Chuck Norris can swan dive into double rainbows.
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There's no name like Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris saves...and only takes half damage
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Resistance is futile (If < 1 ChuckNorris)
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